i was bored so i put this on and sat on my kitchen floor in the dark waiting for my mom to get home and when she saw me she screamed so loud the neighbors called the cops
hey look its me
Remember that time all the Pokemon just ate good-ass looking food in the middle of the forest and got drunk.
Dogs and Tumblr
One of these things is not like the others
"Yesterday I was a puppy, today I will dog."
I don’t trust the media, too many acronyms. what does cnn stand for? literally no one knows the answer
cable news network
could be. literally no one knows
i knew this guy in middle school who when asked about his future plans, even by school counselors or teachers would without fail always chant,
KICK ASS, GO TO SPACE
REPRESENT THE HUMAN RACE
i wonder what he’s up to these days.
guarding our galaxy
one time I had this dream that I logged on to amazon and my account had like negative four trillion dollars because i accidentally bought the city of Paris
why dont you get a notification like “this user answered your ask”
“A three second exposure meant that subjects had to stand very still to avoid being blurred, and holding a smile for that period was tricky. As a result, we have a tendency to see our Victorian ancestors as even more formal and stern than they might have been.”
I’ve reblogged this before and I will reblog it again.
This is so great
GETTING KILLED BY LAWNMOWERS
Borussia Dortmund 2-0 Arsenal [UCL] 16/09/2014
Ciro Immobile 45’
Mean Girls cast: Then and Now
OH MY GOD, CRYING IS HAPPENING
did you know that the main reason we have a school lunch program is that in 1946 kids were too underfed to qualify for military service bc i just found that out and am horrified
nobody cares about children’s well being without an ulterior motive