moistpits:

moistpits:

i was bored so i put this on and sat on my kitchen floor in the dark waiting for my mom to get home and when she saw me she screamed so loud the neighbors called the cops

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hey look its me

unamusedsloth:

³√

oishiiasfuck:

Remember that time all the Pokemon just ate good-ass looking food in the middle of the forest and got drunk.

a-storm-for-every-spring:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Dogs and Tumblr

One of these things is not like the others

nicevagina:

"Yesterday I was a puppy, today I will dog."

officialunitedstates:

accioconfusion:

officialunitedstates:

I don’t trust the media, too many acronyms.  what does cnn stand for?  literally no one knows the answer

cable news network

could be.  literally no one knows

thebestofallpossible:

interstellarmage:

i knew this guy in middle school who when asked about his future plans, even by school counselors or teachers would without fail always chant,

KICK ASS, GO TO SPACE
REPRESENT THE HUMAN RACE

i wonder what he’s up to these days.

guarding our galaxy

gallows-calibrating:

one time I had this dream that I logged on to amazon and my account had like negative four trillion dollars because i accidentally bought the city of Paris

sluttyoliveoil:

why dont you get a notification like “this user answered your ask”

authorsarahdessen:

liquid-lightning:

librarienne:

rose-verres:

“A three second exposure meant that subjects had to stand very still to avoid being blurred, and holding a smile for that period was tricky. As a result, we have a tendency to see our Victorian ancestors as even more formal and stern than they might have been.”

I’ve reblogged this before and I will reblog it again.

This is so great

LOVE. 

rebornica:

sonicbandicoot:

fiinsterniis:

toinfinityandbeyonce:

nevver:

What each country leads the world in (larger)

congrats, burma

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EMPEROR PENGUINS

GETTING KILLED BY LAWNMOWERS

CAVES

afootballobserver:

Borussia Dortmund 2-0 Arsenal [UCL] 16/09/2014

Ciro Immobile 45’

chelseawelseyknight:

Mean Girls cast: Then and Now

OH MY GOD, CRYING IS HAPPENING

bloodhole:

did you know that the main reason we have a school lunch program is that in 1946 kids were too underfed to qualify for military service bc i just found that out and am horrified

nobody cares about children’s well being without an ulterior motive